bryanscott ([info]bryanscott) wrote,
2005-04-14 20:54:00
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My Formal Complaint (And Threat)

You stinking slobs. That poem that was my last post is the best thing you subliterate, limp-wristed, rottencrotched pieces of human trash will ever have the honour and the privilege of reading. Thanks for not commenting, because now, instead of turning my genius towards creating works of incredible and celestial beauty for all of your uncomprehending eyes, I will instead bend my great and maligned will towards constructing a doomsday device that will wipe all of your garbage off of the face of the planet. Hope you liked living your mediocre, bloated renditions of material existence, because now I'm going to take away even those thin shreds of ineptitude that you yet cling to. Fuck you.

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[info]tau_ceti

April 15 2005, 01:50:37 UTC 7 years ago

ha!

[info]bryanscott

April 16 2005, 04:32:55 UTC 7 years ago

*bows*

[info]tau_ceti

April 16 2005, 05:07:37 UTC 7 years ago

Your best work is when you're insulting people or railing against something. You always give those passages the best adjectives.

[info]bryanscott

April 16 2005, 06:31:32 UTC 7 years ago

Thank my father for that one. He taught me everything I know about good rants and rage-explosions during my childhood, where his rants were alternately hilarious or infuriating to me. But usually always hilarious at least afterwards.

Now's he's married a woman from the Phillipines and settled into the high life. That sweet, incredible bastard.

*raises glass* Here's to you, Pops.

[info]twodoor

April 15 2005, 03:25:13 UTC 7 years ago

what can I say? you rhymed mass with ass ...

[info]bryanscott

April 16 2005, 04:29:58 UTC 7 years ago

AND?! Your POINT being...?!

*shoveling wine and cheese into my mouth*

Are you saying I lack CLASS? ARE YOU?!!?!?!?!?!?

[info]maeveae

April 15 2005, 07:38:06 UTC 7 years ago

you prick...you didn't even give me a chance to read the darned thing...I will have to assume that it was crappy, and was thus the reason that no one responded...

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOUR OWN HEAD!


biatch

[info]bryanscott

April 16 2005, 04:31:37 UTC 7 years ago

ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?!

[info]sourgasm

April 15 2005, 15:37:21 UTC 7 years ago

bastard. i never got to read it.

*shakes fist at nothing much*

..


*shakes it some more*

[info]bryanscott

April 16 2005, 04:32:37 UTC 7 years ago

*shakes fist back*





*arm with shaking fist is torn away by a passing truck*

[info]queerasmoi

April 18 2005, 13:53:35 UTC 7 years ago

Bryan Scott, still true to form...
Glad to see you're still just as unique as you've always been ;-)

[info]bryanscott

April 18 2005, 21:33:58 UTC 7 years ago

HA HA HA HA HA!!

CHARLES?!!

[info]queerasmoi

April 18 2005, 21:36:47 UTC 7 years ago

The one and only. I'm not quite dead yet!

[info]cyanide_dream

April 18 2005, 22:27:47 UTC 7 years ago

wtf?

WTF?!

[info]queerasmoi

April 18 2005, 22:42:01 UTC 7 years ago

Oh hi there Allie. Yeah, Eve added me to her friends list and I recognized Bryan's name on hers, so I thought I'd just say hi.
Apparently I'm WTF-worthy... I'll interpret that as flattering :)

[info]cyanide_dream

April 18 2005, 23:26:07 UTC 7 years ago

GOOD CALL

[info]cyanide_dream

April 18 2005, 23:26:19 UTC 7 years ago

IN SHOCK

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[info]salanth

April 19 2005, 00:06:02 UTC 7 years ago

So...

[info]bryanscott

April 19 2005, 04:39:46 UTC 7 years ago

!!!!



This sure is a BLAST FROM THE PAST!

[info]salanth

April 19 2005, 04:41:10 UTC 7 years ago

No shit. It's all Charles' fault.

[info]bryanscott

April 19 2005, 04:43:23 UTC 7 years ago

I'm going to ADD you in . . . if this is acceptable.

This is pretty strange . . . not sure what to say.

[info]salanth

April 19 2005, 04:44:26 UTC 7 years ago

That's fine. I'll add you and we'll see how it goes.

[info]bryanscott

April 19 2005, 04:49:04 UTC 7 years ago

Is it pure STEPPING ON EGGSHELLS style?

[info]salanth

April 19 2005, 04:53:26 UTC 7 years ago

Mm...more like broken glass! Burning coals? We'll see!

[info]bryanscott

April 19 2005, 05:04:03 UTC 7 years ago

Okay, sure. Is there anyone else that we know mutually on here that you know of?

[info]salanth

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